When it comes to making love, variety is the spice of life. Unfortunately, college life isn't conducive to exploration. Sure, students can learn new tricks at house parties, but sooner or later we realize that experimentation is like making a movie: It's all about location, location, location.
So unless you're making cheap porn about college coeds, you're probably looking for an exotic setting to, well, set the mood. If you don't have time to review a campus map between classes, consider the following suggestions next time you're feeling hot under the zipper.
Japanese Garden: Tucked neatly behind the East-West Center, the Japanese Garden provides the perfect for a romantic getaway on campus. Surrounded by grassy knolls and stands of bamboo, you can't resist succumbing to the pleasures of nature. The ambiance itself is orgasmic, as evidenced by the koi stream and flowing waterfalls. But watch out for visitors to the tea house; howling animals and Buddhist ceremonies don't mix.
Andrews Amphitheatre: Last year, a university groundskeeper found a pineapple grenade just outside of the amphitheater's walls. I woudn't mention it here, except for the fact that the grenade was from World War II. If it took 60 years for security to uncover military munitions, what are the odds that you'll get caught? Granted, the bomb was embedded in the ground, but surely you can find something to bury yourself in?
Kennedy Theatre terrace: If your girlfriend doesn't like cement beneath her knees, this may not be the place for you. If you like secluded places with scenic views, though, you're in for a treat. Situated outside of the theater's second-floor lobby, the terrace overlooks the East-West Center's sensual landscape. You'll have to walk through the theater to get to the balcony, but the trip is worth taking. If you're lucky, you might even your fellow classmates fornicating in the Japanese Garden.
Game Room: Campus Center may not be genitally friendly, but the game room is a different story. C'mon, joysticks? What could be more than that? Personally, I'd burn my lust (and my thighs) on the pool tables. Two-ball in the corner pocket!
Hamilton Library: Everyone's fantasized about making out with a library aide, so why not make the most of the opportunity? Why else would Hamilton Library be open for service 24-hours a day? You'll have to be careful not to disturb the bookworms, so screamers beware. Then again, the third floor is pretty lifeless and could use a little heavy breathing.
Most hated professor's office: Don't tell me you haven't thought about it. There's no better way to get back at an annoying professor than by breaking into his office, bending your girlfriend over his desk and knocking the diplomas off the walls. Be sure to leave something behind, however, or your perversion won't pack much of a punch.
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy getting dorm room debauchery as much as the next guy. Eventually, though, the cramped space becomes as constraining as an expired condom. That's when imagination comes in handy. And isn't creativity what colleges are all about?
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